Can I give you a foot massage?

Love comes in strange ways

Prefers humans

A lot of unusual messages

Recreational casting

Please get back

I don't know why

Oh great

This is not an hoax

I'll be honest

One big favour

Hellow babe

I will do anything for you

You seem open minded

Thinking of you

So be it

I nearly forgot

I don't believe this

Have anything in mind?

Where's the remorse?

I don't know

I'm just so upset

I was hoping you would do it

Off to a canter

Usually play it on my own

A dog will kill you

Smells like a cat

Rubberboy

Twatstick